2GnaM 148 – Dirty Mattresses

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Ken and Rich? or Rich and Ken?


Marissa returns to her board-op duties and even brings along some stories and games to contribute to the show (eat your heart out Flexible)! First, it’s the tale of her mom calling and reaming out the “Mayor of LA County” about the growing number of filthy mattresses infesting the city streets. Then she quizzes Rich and Ken with a list of lines that have recently been used on her and they have to guess if they’re gay or straight. The guys had to do nothing for this show! Which is pretty much what they do every week.

2GnaM 147 – The 9-11 Variety Hour

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Ken and Rich? or Rich and Ken?


Rich and Ken are back and once they get settled in with yet another board-op, they make a half-assed attempt to commemorate the 11th anniversary of 9/11. Then it’s Ken’s tale of his near brawl with a Middle Eastern hot head, monkey smuggling in India and the list of 25 things your son must know (or must ignore if you’re Rich).

2GnaM 146 – The Adventures of Tampon Dick

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Ken and Rich? or Rich and Ken?


With Johnny Ice training Marissa to be the new board-op, Rich and Ken open the show by reminiscing about Flexible Rob’s big send-off last week and the 45 minutes of office sex voyeurism they shared. Plus, there’s show and tell with Ken’s new pee apparatus, death by donkey kick (not punch) and a little talk about internet porn. Keeping it highbrow as always.

2GnaM 145 – Press RECORD, Rob!

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Ken and Rich? or Rich and Ken?


To commemorate Flexible Rob’s last appearance on 2GnaM, he doesn’t hit record for the first 12 minutes of the show! That’s how much the slacker loves Rich and Ken. In the remaining 48 minutes, things get back up to speed with banter about Ken’s foul-mouthed posessed son, the Colorado River trip (also from hell) and the death of 70,000 chickens.

Best of luck, Flexible! We will miss your infallible board-op skills.

2GnaM 144 – Hollywood Donkey Punch with Jacki Bray

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Ken and Rich? or Rich and Ken?


Rich takes another day off and Ken calls in a Toadhop legend to fill his chair — insert Obama voice here — JACKI BRAY! From the all new 85° studio, Jacki catches Ken and Flexible Rob up on all of her latest haps including her new Donkey Kick Workout and her Thriller dance gone awry. Then, Ken apologizes for a tweet, vents about his wife’s weekly produce deliveries and lays out a plan for Crippled Kenny’s new career!

2GnaM 143 – DJ BJ and the Breast Milk Challenge

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Ken and Rich? or Rich and Ken?


A club DJ who breaks into houses to perform fellatio on sleeping victims? Yes, the guys cover it! Also, Rich returns from his maternity leave with his wife’s breast milk in hand and it’s up to Ken to take the highly anticipated taste test. That means White Russians for everybody!

2GnaM 142 – Maggie Meconium

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Ken and Rich? or Rich and Ken?


Crippled Kenny fills in for Fresh Daddy Rich and all hell breaks loose! The guys throw back some Old Speckled Hen and chat it up about UTI’s, orange urine, meconium and Breaking Bad. Also, Ken and Kenny are both racists. Who is more racist? Give it a listen and you be the judge.

2GnaM 141 – The Tranny and the Tall Boys

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Mesha returns after a 6-week absence from the show with her stories of being single in Hollywood and her creative use the English language (aka profanity). Not to mention the three pre-show vodka drinks that make her more entertaining than ever! The guys also check out the freestyle flow of Kwayzar, an 84 year-old Jewish rapper, and decide that the man’s gotta be on the show! Stay tuned…it just might happen.

2GnaM 140 – We Suck at Girls with Justin Halpern

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Once the guys vamp about unorthodox methods of inducing labor and creepy Dodgers fans who do puppet shows in the stands, they welcome their hilarious guest Justin Halpern, author of Sh*t My Dad Says and I Suck at Girls. From there, it’s all about obnoxious network anchors, begging for sex and golden showers. Needless to say, Justin fit right in. Now go buy his books.

2GnaM 139 – LP Hands and the Taint-zer

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Ken and Rich? or Rich and Ken?


As it turns out, the guys didn’t get rusty over their 2-week hiatus.
They return to their usual form with tales of manscaping, peculiar sex dreams and dropping used condoms from parking structures. In fact, things get so gross that Ken ends up gagging when it’s all said and done. Pull up a chair, watch the whole show and don’t say we didn’t warn you.